You're going crazy - you let me poke my finger in your ass, and there's already a dick!

Honey, I'll give you rimming and you give me a camera - I want to shoot my homework, too

I put it in my girlfriend, I'll have to fuck my sister, too, or she'll be offended

Really?! Did Kisankanna agree to a tee as well? 🤯

Son, are you jealous of your father? Come on, let me suck your dick, it'll make you feel better

Honey, you've never flowed like that from cheating - surely you love me?

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

I support my beloved, it's not every day she gets fucked with a huge cock

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

Maids, put your panties on so your wife doesn't notice the sperm

I picked up a whore, and her ass wasn't done. It's a thrill to shove into a tight one

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"