Neighbor, I'm not fucked, but you didn't have time to jack off either. Can we fix this?

You're going crazy - you let me poke my finger in your ass, and there's already a dick!

Honey, I'll give you rimming and you give me a camera - I want to shoot my homework, too

I put it in my girlfriend, I'll have to fuck my sister, too, or she'll be offended

Really?! Did Kisankanna agree to a tee as well? 🤯

Son, are you jealous of your father? Come on, let me suck your dick, it'll make you feel better

Honey, you've never flowed like that from cheating - surely you love me?

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

I support my beloved, it's not every day she gets fucked with a huge cock

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

Maids, put your panties on so your wife doesn't notice the sperm

I picked up a whore, and her ass wasn't done. It's a thrill to shove into a tight one

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms